Thursday, September 2, 2010

As Sweet As Pumpkin Pie

I love themes. I always have. Seasons, holidays, fonts, color combos... it's just the way to my heart.

Not much of a sports lover (AT ALL) but I do love colors and mascots, and cute black stripes under their eyes! Catch mah' drift?

Well, I especially love when MAKEUP is themed! Like these Philosophy 'Trick or Treat' lip glosses. OMG so friggin' cute. And they taste as good as they smell! (I would know. Fatty!)

In flavors caramel apple and pumpkin spice! $18 for the set at Sephora.

Theme: Autumn :)

The Sickest Kicks

I'm more of a stacked-platform-heel-girl rather than a sneaks-girl, but I can't help but admire these amazing custom Nike Air Force Ones, dubbed 'Canal Street' after the infamous New York avenue.

Created to draw awareness to the scandalous counterfeit industry, the shoe pays homage to our favorite iconic brands using the logos and patterns that made them famous: the red+green Gucci stripe, Vuitton's 'Damier' checkered canvas, Chanel's double C logo. The shoe is even adorned with a fake Rolex watch! Check them out at Kicks On Fire.

Now if only someone could make me a bag like that!!!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Gramazing

You know when you think of two words and accidentally combine them into one awkward non-existent word. Like deciding between 'great' and 'amazing' in your head and it comes out in conversation as 'Gramazing'!!?

Well, I kept saying 'When Halle met Sally' when I was talking to my mom the other day. I was thinking 'Harry' and combined it with Sally...

"I meant HENRY!! No Harry. Harry!!" I completely confused her. She said is 'When Halle Met Sally' some sort of lesbian porno? No mom... (sigh). Anywhoo, I love this quote. I'm such a hopeless romantic!



"I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible".
- Harry, 'When Harry Met Sally' 1989

Best Video Ever: Pouncing Kitties Edition

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Lady GuyGa


Lady Gaga graces the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan in drag as her male persona, 'Jo Calderone' (Joanne is Gaga's middle name). The shoot was styled by Gaga's stylist, Nicola Formichetti and photographed by Nick Knight.

Vogue writer Jo-Ann Furniss asks 'Jo',
"What is your relationship with Lady Gaga?", to which Jo answers,
"I met her at a shoot Nick Knight was doing. She’s fuckin beautiful, and funny, and interesting. I was a little nervous for Nick to start shooting. She said, “Don’t be baby, you were “born this way.” I took her out after. The rest is private".



Oooh so mysterious! I love Gaga and I'd love to watch her have sex with her alter ego Jo!! Is that weird?

For everything Gaga click here. Boys. Boys. Boys... We like boys in car-arss... Boys. Boys. Boys.. buys us drinks in bar-arss..

Monday, August 30, 2010

The Help

Kathryn Stockett's 'The Help' is a book that I highly recommend. Like, must read NOW if you haven't already.

It's the kind of book that will make you laugh, make you cry, and won't want to put down at night.

Set in 1960's Jackson, Mississippi at the height of the Civil Rights movement, Stockett tells the tale of three vastly different women: two black maids and one young privileged white woman. Their heart filled stories unfold in the rich backdrop that is the 60's segregated south. Her writing is so beautiful, you can feel the breeze in the summer heat and taste the sweet plantation air.

Marian Keyes said of the novel, "Daring, vitally important and deftly handled, I loved and admired 'The Help'. It's very courageous VERY courageous. Fantastic."

I couldn't agree more. And there is nothing like getting hooked into a great book that you don't want to put down and don't want to end. 'The Help' is so good it is already being adapted to a movie produced by Dreamworks. This was Stockett's first novel, and I eagerly await what she writes next!

An excerpt:
"The first time I was ever called ugly, I was thirteen. It was a rich friend of my brother Carlton's over to shoot guns in the field.
'Why you crying, girl?' Constantine asked me in the kitchen.
I told her what the boy had called me, tears streaming down my face.
'Well? Is you?'
I blinked, paused my crying. 'Is I what?'
'Now you look a here, Egenia' - because Constantine was the only one who'd occasionally follow Mama's rule. 'Ugly live up on the inside. Ugly be a hurtful, mean person. Is you one a them peoples?'
'I don't know. I don't think so,' I sobbed.
Constantine sat down next to me, at the kitchen table. I heard the cracking of her swollen joints. She pressed her thumb hard in the palm of my hand, somthing we both knew meant Listen. Listen to me.
'Ever morning, until you dead in the ground, you gone have to make this decision.' Constantine was so close, I could see the blackness of her gums. 'You gone have to ask yourself, Am I gone believe what them fools say about me today?'
She kept her thumb pressed hard in my hand. I nodded that I understood. I was just smart enough to realize she meant white people. And even though I still felt miserable, and knew that I was, most likely, ugly, it was the first time she ever talked to me like I was something besides my mother's white child. All my life I'd been told what to believe about politics, coloreds, being a girl. But with Constantine's thumb pressed in my hand, I realized I actually had a choice in what I could believe."

Khaki Nails by Chanel



Chanel will debut this trio of neutral polishes at Fashion's Night Out, a fashion event that supports charitable causes put on by Vogue, CFDA, NY & Co, and Mayor Bloomberg on September 10th.

Les Khakis de Chanel nail polish collection will be available at Chanel.com and at select departments stores for $25 a pop. LOVES IT!

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Diamonds Are Forever


Everyone knows that diamonds are a girl's best friend... but how about a diamond shaped light bulb? I like!

28 year old Swedish designer, Eric Therner created Diamond Lights after tiring of regular round bulbs. The designers says, "I'd like to think of Diamond Lights as a sculpture with a function... to me diamonds are surrounded by a mystic, romantic feeling that I like."

We agree! What a 'bright idea'!

Come Closer My Pretty

MAC collabos get me so excited!

Especially this one, The Venemous Villians Collection, due in stores mid-September. Disney's top villains will cover lipsticks, glosses, blush compacts and nail polish.

With lipstick colors like 'Innocence Beware' (light shimmer pink) and 'Toxic Tale' (bright coral), and a peach blush called 'Bite of an Apple', I think my cosmetic prayers may have just been answered!

Villains include: Cruela DeVil from 101 Dalmations, Evil Queen from Snow White, Malificent from Sleeping Beauty, and Dr. Facilier from The Princess and The Frog.



Now if only they did Disney PRINCESSES would I think I've died and gone to heaven!